How About A Little More Would You Rather?

The post I had scheduled for tomorrow needed a little more work than I had time to give. So, my sweetie pie little husband made up some WYR questions for you lovely folks. I knew you all would be dying to answer them since no one (NO ONE) answered a single question that I posted last weekend.

Here is your chance to redeem yourselves. These questions are from the WYR master himself so you have to answer them! And, SPOILER ALERT!, he give some more WYR writing tips at the end.

1. WYR...
assuming you are in a time warp & everyone else on earth thinks only one day has passed, stay awake for 40 hours
or 
have stay in a bed (aside from restrooming) for 40 hours?

2. WYR... 

that someone give you unlimited airfare and lodging for one month

or

a 5 year old 3BR/2BA mobile home on a one acre lot in an average part of St. Louis?

3. WYR... 

shave a bald spot in the top of your head that is the side of $.50 piece

or 

restrict your wardrobe to 2 pairs of pants, 2 shirts, & unlimited overalls for 2 months?

4. WYR...

your house (not the rest of the world though) does not have electricity for a year

or 

you & any family have to be the bus driver for a 6-month Marilyn Manson tour around the US?

5. WYR...
have the world record for longest fart 
or 
for eating the most grasshoppers?

Scott's WYR tip is that it is easier to come up with interesting WYRs that have unpleasant choices. The other tip is pretty obvious- you have to try to keep the options equal.

COME ON PEOPLE!!! Either write some good WYRs in the comments for people (me) to answer or answer these five awesome WYRs.