Today we are working with Halloween jokes AND... get ready for this excitement... photos of things that are orange and black.
In case you missed it... the "good Halloween stuff" consisted of:
- Three Posts About Spooky Houses (#1, #2, and #3)
- Halloween Costumes Ideas
- Past Halloween Costumes
- Pet Costumes
- Halloween Decorations
- Halloween Food
- Pumpkin Carving Ideas
- Halloween Candy And Halloween Candy Facts
- Halloween Facts
And now, here is the reason that you all are here...
cheesy Halloween jokes:
Q. Why wasn't there any food left after the monster party?
A. Because everyone was a goblin!
Q. What does a panda ghost eat?
A. Bam-BOO!
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| Orange Bishop |
Q. Who did Dracula bring to the prom?
A. His ghoul friend.
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| Eastern Comma Butterfly, I believe |
Q. What did the skeleton order with his drink?
A. A mop.
Q. Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?
A. Because you can see right through him.
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| Tiger Lillies |
Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
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| You know I like this pillow! Hello chevron (aka Charlie Brown's shirt) |
A. A Hallo-weenie!
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| THIS COULD BE YOURS! for sale for only $6 here |
Q. What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
Q. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
image sources: oriole, tiger, moon, pillow, bird, frog, tiger lillies, wig, butterfly, orange squid
joke sources: Psychology Today, Sqigly's Playhouse
A. A cereal killer.
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| Bearded tiger buddie |
Q. What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A. A hoblin goblin.
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| Poison Dart Frog |
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who's there?
(I used to LOVEEEEEEEEE this knock knock joke)
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who's there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange who?
Orange you glad it's Halloween.
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| The moon on August 15th 2005 |
Yep, that's what I have for you today. I'm sure you enjoyed it... mainly because it looks like a project that a 3rd grader would turn in.
We all know you are going to enjoy this... The Would You Rather Election Question of the Day! (in honor of the week before election day)
WYR... The President of the United States have a bat as a pet (kept in a huge cage)
or
15 pet spiders (in a terrarium)?
Once again, here is another apology note to the grandparents and Aunt Kelly: Tomorrow, I promise to have at least one Cora photo to make up for this post.
joke sources: Psychology Today, Sqigly's Playhouse
I don't understand why I should be concerned what the Prez has as a pet?
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed this blog with the hilarious jokes(?) and the lovely orange and black pictures - very creative.
haha! good call. there really isn't any reason why you should care, but I was trying to incorporate Halloween and the election and that is the best I could come up with. I figured it might be a little creepy if the president had a pet pat or pet spiders.
DeleteAre you being sarcastic about enjoying this post?
Me - never!!
DeleteNo I really, truly enjoyed the lovely bright photos.
Looking forward to Cora photos. Liked the one with the Library Story Time Moms.
I liked the poison dart frog. He's a cutie.
ReplyDeleteWYR: 15 spiders.
Can't wait for Cora photos!
I'm sitting this out............a lame WYR and no pictures of Cora.
ReplyDeletehaha I like the way kelly phrased that better.
DeleteTomorrow, you will have all the Cora photos you could ever need. You can't complain too much- I did email you some and put some one on the family website!
I like pretty much everything about this comments section.
ReplyDeleteWYR bat, no contest
Haha!
DeleteYay Richard!!! Welcome to the fantastic world of silly comments! I hope you join us again!
I like pretty much everything about this comments section.
ReplyDeleteWYR bat, no contest